Bitcoin Horticulturist

Got Them Thangs on Vito

We are designed to walk without shoes.

Got them thangs on Vito.
Get that in there, dude.
I said it with my chest. We are designed to walk without shoes.


What Do You Do for Work?

“We want to find out what you do for your work.”

Does that kind of coincide, perhaps?
I’m a horticulturalist.

“What do you guys do over there?”

I tend gardens. I designed a Zen garden recently — inspired by Japanese minimalist aesthetics.

“You seem like a very Zen kind of chill guy.”

I was just basking in the sunlight over there in the park.


A Place to Bask

We could offer somewhere else to bask.

“We’re doing a live show May 30 at the Coop in Philly.”

Would you like to bring those toesies out to that show for us?

“What is the show?”

We just ask people what they do for a living. We can get you on stage and just talk to you up there.


The Greatest Thing

“The greatest thing is it really doesn’t matter what you do for a living in 2025.”

What’s actually interesting?
Opting out of the current system and buying Bitcoin.

You can be making like $15 an hour,
but you’re actually making like $150 an hour
(if you’re stacking sats and thinking long-term).


See You There

“All right, well, we’ll give you eight Bitcoin when we see you at the show.”

Buy BTC.
Buys in.

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