Drinking alcohol is strange

You are essentially poisoning yourself slowly. I really don’t get it! I mean, when you’re in a social setting, wouldn’t you rather be coherent and have a conversation? I find that when people are drunk, they mostly just slur their speech, and have nothing interesting to say. They always get into fights and become overly emotional. It becomes this ritual of self destruction that we all sort of partake in unconsciously. Once you begin to recognize how bad it is for you, you want nothing to do with it. Yes, I like to have fun. I just don’t get how alcohol is fun? All it does is give you a headache and shitty sleep…

If somebody ever offers you drink, tell them:

“Sorry, no thanks. It’s against my religion.”

Leave them confused and troll them!

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