A Conversation Between Dante and Nazir

Nazir: Oh yeah, it’s running, dude. I love this camera so much. What do you got to say?

Nazir: So you know what we should do, right? We should start printing our photographs as negatives instead of positives. That’d be kind of cool. I just saw R. Marist do it. Is this actually recording though?

Nazir: [Pauses] You know… can I tell? Oh yeah, it is, ‘cause it’s like… it’s at 35 seconds now, so…

Nazir: Let’s see… we’re only doing small JPEGs, high-contrast black and white, Ricoh GR III, 720p, 30 frames per second. Man, I love shooting with the Canon too. Oh, can we talk about the fact that Bitcoin went up? Like, $82,000 to $96,000—50% return on investment in six months. Are you kidding me?

Dante: 50% return on investment in just 6 months!

Nazir: Dude. This dude is killing it. I called it out when Trump said it! I called it. We don’t need a president to tell us the stocks are going to rise and everything’s going to go up. Crypto is going to take over. That’s a fact.

Dante: So when are you starting your YouTube channel?

Nazir: As soon as I get this GoPro, dude.

Dante: I think you should get it.

Dante: Yeah, I mean, it’s just smaller file sizes, super convenient. You know how it is.