We’re Not Cows

We’re Not Cows

When I went to buy some raw milk, this guy commented about how I looked really good. I told him, “Just eat meat.”
He said he wanted to become a vegan. I was like—bro, you’re heading in the wrong direction. 😂

People who are curious always ask:
“Do you poop?”

I tell them,

“I have absolute perfect gut health. I found God through fasting.”

They ask if I take supplements. I’m like—
“Bro, just eat beef liver once a week.”


And then I started thinking…

What do cows do all day?

They just sit there…
Eat grass…
Chew chew chew…
Poop poop poop…

That’s the thing—
When you eat plants and all this fiber, it just makes you shit all day.
Then you’re hungrier. You want to consume more.
You become more like a cow—domesticated, passive, grazing.

But we’re not cows.
We are the apex predator.
We are the lions.


The lion doesn’t eat three meals a day.
He feasts. Then rests under the sun.

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